Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
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E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" . . GAME OVER.! ----------------------------------------- When do you knw ur in love? Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan -----------------------------------------
Wht is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
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Simple..
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!- -----------------------------------------
"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that-
'People are more interested in others life than their own-! -----------------------------------------
A Ques Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer - Why d Hell Should I recognise? ----------------------------------------- V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive,
Why not 11 as OnetyOne? Doubt By last bench asociation... -----------------------------------------
What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE" ----------------------------------------- Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
----------------------------------------- Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"........... -----------------------------------------
What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
----------------------------------------- Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ? . . . .
. . . . . . . . 100% Attendence... :-P
Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & SUNAMI ? Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE" ----------------------------------------- Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
----------------------------------------- Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"........... -----------------------------------------
What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
----------------------------------------- Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ? . . . .
. . . . . . . . 100% Attendence... :-P
Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & SUNAMI ? Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But
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Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"
Never break four things
In your life - Trust,
Promise, Relation &
Heart because When they
Break they don't make Noise
But pain a lot…… L
- Thanks & regard,
Gadadhar Tiwary
Gadadhar Tiwary
Mob :9971793418
